LAm SOL LAm
Cause it’s the Pick! of Destiny child,
FA SOL
You know we will be rockin’ ‘cause it’s fucking insane!
LAm SOL LAm
It’s just the Pick! of Destiny child,
FA SOL
More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain!
LAm SOL
In Venice Beach, there was a man named Kage
FA SOL
When he was buskin he was all the rage.
LAm SOL
He met Jables and he taught him well,
FA SOL
All the techniques that were developed in hell.
LAm SOL
Cock pushups and the power slide,
FA SOL
Gig simulation now there’s nowhere to hide.
LAm SOL
They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
FA SOL
And then they got the Pick of Destiny.
LAm SOL LAm
Cause it’s the Pick! of Destiny child,
FA SOL
You know we will be rockin’ ‘cause it’s fucking insane!
LAm SOL LAm
It’s just the Pick! of Destiny child,
FA SOL
Our tasty grooves are better than a chicken chow mein!
FA SOL
Cause he who is sleazy, Is easy to pleasy.
FA SOL
And she who is juicy, Must be loosy-goosey.
FA SOL
And he who is groovy, Will be in my movie,
LAm SOL FA SOL MI
So come on!
REm
The wizard and the demon had a battle royale,
LAm
The demon almost killed him with an evil kapow,
DO SOL
But then he broke his tooth and thus the demon said «OW».
LAm SOL LAm
Cause it’s the Pick! of Destiny child,
FA SOL
You know we will be rockin’ ‘cause it’s fucking insane!
LAm SOL LAm
It’s just the Pick! of Destiny child,
FA SOL
You know our movie’s better than Citizen Kane!
FA SOL
Cause he who’s a geezer, Must live in my freezer.
FA SOL
And she who is starkey, Is full of mularkey.
FA SOL
And he who is groovy, Must be in my movie,
LAm
So come on!
LAm SOL FA SOL
LAm SOL FA SOL
FA SOL
Oh! Cause if you’re a diva, Then go to Geneva.
FA SOL
And if you’re a crony, Then suck on my bony.
FA SOL
And if you are groovy, Then get in my movie!
FA MIm SOL MIm LAm
It’s called the Pick of Destiny.
FA MIm SOL MIm LAm
The Pick of Destiny.